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18 comments | Posted by DebzPage 14 months ago
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her crap,
...you will get a bucket full of shit !!!!!!


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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 24, 2008 at 09:17 AM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 24, 2008 at 09:18 AM
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I post this for all us UGOTO Women, just to remind the fellas that we are all capable of being wonderful, loving, caring and interesting but... don't push it then expect us to smile and take it... Twisted Sisters supporting eachother
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 24, 2008 at 09:40 AM
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i am now taking the 5th amendment.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 24, 2008 at 08:42 PM
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Ok so it seems I'm sexist! So sorry to all you really great men who enjoy, and already treat women nicely... I have aimed this at a certain species that love to play the 'Sexual Rattle Game'... those fellas that love to jump on the 'Rattle the Girls Bus' to see if they can invoke a response. I love the game myself and apoligise to those offended...
What the hell, I am here to play and live the life I don't have, I don't want to be a pussy all my life and not react in a way that amuses me...
I want to roar like a tiger,
Love like someone who has never lost,
Dance like noone is watching,
Enjoy people I will probably never meet,
Flirt & play without commitment,
Entertain fatasies that frighten the shit out of me,
Explore the world I've never seen,
Dream the dreams I've never dared to dream,
And I want to play with the me I haven't the balls to be, then analyze myself and my reactions to it all.
Soon I will have to grow up and wear sensible shoes and acknowledge my grey hair and numerical age... but for now I want to scream like a Banshee that I'm not about to die peacfully but to go kicking and screaming into the light with a life that has been explored fully, and a heart that has loved and cared for you all friend or stranger
SO LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 01:42 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

WOW! debz that a speech and a half.

but no need to apologize.

if the lads can`t take it....well tough titty.
you always throw your insults in good humour and i for one can tell you don`t mean it.
so if anyone has complained to you ,all i can do is give them this.
you keep up the fun my dear as you (and the rest of the sisters) make this site brilliant.

P.S
can you PM me and tell me who these fellas that love to jump on the 'Rattle the Girls Bus'are.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 07:13 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur someone challenged me on my treatment of you... that maybe all this bondage stuff is from a repressed love that I feel for you.... and it made me think... I should be nicer to you Sweetheart.
Ah bloody hell what a lot of bull shit... if I be nice to you then it will freak us both out... so get out of here before I kick you ass full of holes and I will see you in the bondage room in 30mins

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 07:26 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

yippeeeeeeee so it`s my turn to tie you up.oooooooo where is my whip.oh here it is *whhhtish*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 08:32 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh you want to bring it on huh? OK Honey show me you are man enough to wield that whip!!!! Oh Boy you had better be man enough to back up those thoughts


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 08:40 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

GRRR!come here bitch, you are all mine now.
no sisters to protect you now.

*whips out a feather duster*

brace yourself woman.
suffer girl suffer.

*tickle lickle tickle lickle tickle lickle *

ha you did not realise i could be sooo mean.


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 12:16 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh feathers... bring it on!!! I can resist feathers, *tickle* giggle no *tickle* no *tickle* no *tickle* no more I give in, you are Master *tickle* I will be a good girl *tickle* please no more tickling *tickle*


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:13 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

*tickle tickle tickle* suffer bitch suffer *tickle tickle tickle * oooo i see something has popped out debz better put it back you might get a chill.
*tickle tickle tickle*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 31, 2008 at 01:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Stop tickling me and give me a chance to tidy myself up... giggle, stop it *tickle* aghhhh you are relentless... get away from me with that thing!!!!


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 25, 2008 at 07:21 PM
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Damn right !!!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 01:17 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

hi sarah i`m glad to see you on,you know you are one of my favorite sister,i wish you would come on more often, you know i miss you.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 06:22 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I know. I can't come on too much, anymore.
But, between the new job & my awesome new boyfriend...I just don't have much computer time lately.
BUT...I'm getting TONS of ass. So, that's cool ! lol

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 26, 2008 at 08:41 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

oh cool... photos please,sent to my email.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Oct 27, 2008 at 09:32 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

BAD BOY !

Go to my room.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 28, 2008 at 12:42 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

oooo goody, ok is that where i pick up the photos from.

you will go easy on me, won`t you?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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