I`m Not Fat 2 comments | Posted by konifur 14 months ago

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I'M NOT FAT !!!

As we get older, we get heavier because we absorb more and more information.

So it goes without saying: I'm not FAT, I'm just very, very intelligent. The problem is that all this information is stored around my waist, because my head got too small to contain it.

If I lose weight, I will be throwing valuable information away!

This is my story and I am sticking to it.

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sweetbirdy Posted on Oct 23, 2008 at 09:08 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

So thats my problem?? Too much info? Ask Bamber if we would lose our smarts with the weight! He knows everything, I'd rather stay Fat & Sassy, then trim & dim!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur Posted on Oct 24, 2008 at 12:41 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

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oh my dear sweets, you are not fat. those little bits on your hips are just love handles and i love `em.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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