So our buddy Scott was here on exchange last year but alas he has been called back to England, never to return. We really need somebody to replace him. We're looking for the following requirements.
- Must be English. We're not really that good with accents though, so you could probably get away with Scottish or even Australian if you faked it.
- Should also speak Japanese and talk endlessly about how cool of a nation Japan is.
- Must be willing to abandon crucial, last minute tasks to play and/or watch me play video games. A particular interest in rhythm games is recommended but not required.
- Must be willing to stay up all night working with us on things that should've been done weeks ago because, damnit, you didn't do it either.
- Must leave all life choices to a coin toss.
- Must stay in every bar until you're carried out after you fall asleep.
- Must go to bed late and wake up whenever we wake you up.
- Must wear a Sonic the Hedgehog toque at all times.
- Must be a fan of bizarre indie-rock that just sort of sounds funny to everybody else.
- Must be willing to smoke weed, even when it's a really really really bad time to do so.
- Not allowed to carry a cellphone... Though it would make things a lot easier, we had all these epic plans made up for a leash that we really don't want to put to waste.
- Must still play with action figures.
- Your name must be Scott, or at least be willing to let us call you Scott... also kinda helps if you look like a big doofus.
Could this be you? Contact us and let us know!
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lynn
darn dogs must have chewed it up
We have wet noses and we will lick your face
and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)