Screams From Beyond The Pearly Gates. 0 comments | Posted by konifur 2 months ago

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A girl is waiting at the gates of heaven,when she hears screams of pain coming from inside.so she asks Saint Peter what is was and Peter told her,"that`s the sound of the angels getting holes drilled into their backs, for their wings to be fitted and the same into their heads for the halos." she replied, "i think i would rather go to hell than put up with all that pain."
Saint Peter told her,"in hell my dear girl, you will get raped and buggered every night." the girl replied," yeah but i have already got the fucking holes for that ain`t i."

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