Old Couple ( Joke ) 1 comments | Posted by Bamber 2 months ago

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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

"Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." he replies.

Immediately the wife gets herself out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the hell are you going?"

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why, what do you need to do that?" he asks, puzzled.

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot!"

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konifur Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 05:41 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

He just want`s to take it so he does not roll out of bed.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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