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by ivor biggun

Some folks like a pussy, a budgie or a tit
Some take up with a Spaniel pup
That fills up the house with [woof, woof] shit
Myself now I keep chickens
And I've a favourite one
He's Dick my little cockerel
And I don't know where he's gone

[Chorus]
Has anyone seen my cock
My big Rhode Island Red
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple on his head
He stands straight up in the morning
And he gives my wife a shock [scream]
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen my cock

He's a stiff necked little upstart
And I've known him all my life
He's my pride and pleasure
And a torment to my wife
Sometimes he's magnificent
And sometimes small and thin
But he puffs up like a pigeon
When you tickle him under the chin

Chorus

He has two enormous wattles hanging down
They're the best you'll ever find
Madam, you may stroke him if you like
If you feel that way inclined
Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though.

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konifur Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 01:01 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

hear it for yourself

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlufq2jEHhY&f eature=related

Ivor biggun song.....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68

be warned it`s very rude

(This comment was modified on Oct 10, 2008 01:02 AM)

(This comment was modified on Oct 10, 2008 01:04 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Prey Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 02:23 AM 974 tokens, 1.88 weeks wasted

I seem to remember bach in the 70´s he had agroup, the were called Ivor Biggun and the red nosed burglars, produced a single called "I´m A Wanker" with the line - "I fell in love with my left hand".

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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konifur Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 05:20 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

Comment in reply to Prey's original comment

he was also "doc cox" on the Ester Rancid program "that`s life."

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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