Being a scruffy hobo,that i am,walked into the job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE claiming welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The tart behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The salary is £70,000 a year.'
i looked wide-eyed at her dribbled a bit and said, 'You're bullshitting me,ain`t you!'
The job centre tart said, 'Yeah, well . you fucking started it.'
BUT SERIOUS FOLKS.
I APPLIED ON LINE FOR A JOB AT SAINSBURYS (A SUPERMARKET)ON MONDAY AND HAD A PHONE CALLED TODAY FOR ME TO GO FOR AN INTERVIEW ON THE 6TH NOVEMBER.TEMPORY JOB, BUT NEVER MIND.
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