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The wife of Hamish the Scotsman caught him masturbating with the aid of a wellington, and shouted at him
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"Hamish! Will ye stop fuckin' aboot!"
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 |  | konifur Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 05:40 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted |
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Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to you father, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all".
Little Tommy, he was there, but he was only eight,
He could not woo the women so he had to Masturbate,
Singing "Balls to your Father, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all".
forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)