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The $20 Wife
4 comments | Posted by Bamber 2 months ago
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On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes some men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 07:58 AM
25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted
i regular make a deposit in a bank.........
The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 08:50 AM
6,089 tokens, 1.46 months wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

bad......bad.......bad

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 09:03 AM
25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted
Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

bad to the b-b-b-b-bone.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 03:30 PM
8,582 tokens, 3.48 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to konifur's original comment





I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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