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Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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Prey
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 06:58 AM
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3 weeks holiday and looking for a fight already?

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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Like I said yesterday when he was yanking at Debz chain. He misses getting whipped so I figured I'd be the first to oblige him.

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Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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konifur
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 01:20 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

oooooooooooooooooooooo that tingles.
just call me rawhide.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 06:44 AM
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My Turn, my turn.... come here ya cheeky swine!!!!Sweets is getting ready for her turn too

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 05:31 AM
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I'm ready where's the unlucky fool who dares to confront us??? Bring me his ass and drop him before my feet!!!!!!

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konifur
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 06:26 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

yes you get him sweets, tee hee i would not like to be in his shoes.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 08:21 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Here ya go Sweets... he doesn't like the collar around his neck so I had to attach it elswhere

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konifur
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 08:29 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

tee hee every time you pull it, i let out a little fart tee hee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Oh dear I thought that only happened when i pulled your fingerNow I got to go warn everybody again....*waves sign in general direction of the world*

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konifur
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

mind you not always do i fart it must be the leather.
i said to anne if you want sex pull my chucky once if you don`t pull it 100 times.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 04:04 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You are such a grub... Anne if he plays up just pull it really hard... I have put it on a choker chain so maybe if you pull it hard it still might choke him

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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konifur
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 04:16 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

OOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE AWFUL......

BUT I LIKE YOU!

*gives a big shove and walks away bowled legged *

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:41 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I LOVED HIM!!! DICK EMERY WAS BRILLIANT!!!!!

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konifur
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:44 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i went to a fancy dress party once with my penis wrapped in sand paper,when asked who i came as i told them Dick Emery.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 06:21 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Shame on you for remembering such an old joke... I still laugh at that one and this one too

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 06:35 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

You Annie are the very reason why we Sisters stick together... our sweet natures get taken advantage of if we don'tyou did a brilliant job of that whipping Mistress Annie

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 11:50 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Hey Girl... Excellent control with the whip. I like your work

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Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 03:58 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

*curtsey* I have learnt well at the feet of Mistress Sweets and Yourself, Mistress Annie and Mistress Lynn is also a dab hand with the whip

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 01:11 PM
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hunting for konifur! my favorite sport!

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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 09:34 PM
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Lynn We Twisted Sisters shall join and hunt the Dragon with you

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 05:08 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Why did I get stuck with the awful white panties??? You know they are not my colour !!!
Hmmphhh!!!!!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 07:47 AM
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Sorry Sweets... it was taken when Konifur had raided your draws and all he left you were the old 'Brighty Whities'... Here you go, you in your new undies

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 14, 2008 at 08:08 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

MMMMM a raiding i will go... a raiding i will go dee dooo deee dee a dooo a raiding i will go .

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:25 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Hey You rotten Ratbag... I have found your secret!!!! You must have been stealing our knickers for bloody ages because I found your panties ball... how come you can't collect string or rubber bands like other wierdos????

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:32 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

debz my dear girl.
it`s obvious you don`t know much about kinky weirdos.... smell that ball of knickers then go and sniff a ball of string or rubber bands.
SHEESH GIRLS!

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:48 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Well I am going to warn others about your wierd habits... I am posting signs Konifur!!!

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 05:52 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

there are many of us... there are many.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 15, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

HA HA spelling mistake... the last word shouldn't have a Y on it

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Prey
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 04:08 PM
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Use a bigger whip/stick/club/cat'o' nine tails.

(This comment was modified on Oct 04, 2008 04:10 PM)

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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