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9 comments | Posted by konifur 15 months ago
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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death

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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 06:31 PM
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I'm glad to see your finally wiseing up !!!


I missed your sneaky snakey arse!!!!!!!! Now can we get back to work here???


Welcome Home Konifur !!

(This comment was modified on Oct 04, 2008 06:33 PM)
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

ahhhh sweets i just love a pie in my face...now i know i`m home.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 06:20 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Well let us welcome you some more because it's bloody wonderful to have you back.... PIE FIGHT!!!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 12:27 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

come on girls *bends over and wiggles ass* try and hit my big fat arse. *wiggle wiggle*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:27 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

incoming!!!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:30 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

agh,it`s all cold and sticky.mmmmm but it an`t half cooling my little roid down.go on throw some more.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:38 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Earmuffs for you cheeky bugga


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:41 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ooooo i can`t hear a thing now debz....i think i`m trifle deaf.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 09:23 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Yeah it is good to have you home again Hobo... I missed you lots

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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