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22 comments | Posted by konifur 2 months ago
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DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE


I'm all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed my best suit . I'm really excited.



DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO


We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and she seems like a very nice woman.



DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE


I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join her at her table for dinner. I felt honoured and we had a wonderful time. she is a very attractive lady.



DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR


Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... won about £80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with her in her state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. She asked me to stay the night but I declined,think Anne will kill me. I told her there was no way I could sleep with her as i was a happily married man.



DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE


Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks, she really is a lovely lady. Once more she asked me to visit her for the night and again but I declined she told me that if I didn't let him have her way with me she would sink the ship. I was appalled!



DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX


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Twice...!!

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 06:05 AM
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Here, Here! Shipmate! That's our MAN; Konifur...
UP FOR THE JOB! ! !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:03 PM
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WHY TOM??? Why must you encourage him?? all's been quiet and good,,,, Thanks a lot Capt,,,


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 03:47 AM
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MMMUUUHHHAAAaaaaa, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, HAaaaaaa.....


Now my little "Sweety Pie"...You and the rest of your "Sisters" shall soon learn the true meaning of "TWISTED!"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 05:32 AM
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Listen to me you Salty Old Seadog!!! You will have the barnicales scraped off ya bottom and cast off the plank if you start throwing the the shite around... The Twisted Sisters are more than capable of standing up to your mischief


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 01:39 PM
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Ohhhhhh!!!!!s Xs 4....I'll stand up to this!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 04:45 AM
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Captain Tom there are 4 of us Twisted Sisters, Sweets, Annie, Lynn and myself, but soon Ramrock will be up to whipping speed and we also have our 2 aprentists Shirl and Nibbler... DON'T MESS WITH THE SISTERHOOD!!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 11:55 AM
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are these boys give u a hard time? im ready! muhahahaha!!!!!


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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 08:50 PM
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They are Lynn... it may be Dragon Slaying time


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Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 08:54 PM
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u bet im ready!


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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 01:48 PM
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You tell him sister,,, I guess he forgot who he
is dealing with,,Shall we remind him? Let's see who comes to his rescue now!?!?


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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 01:24 AM
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i`m only here for the honey pot.


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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 06:24 AM
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Hey;...I'm with Konifur..."Make LOVE, Not War!"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:36 AM
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Sweets I know you will always be beside meThe Twisted Sisters stand together

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 11:57 AM
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u called???


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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 09:03 PM
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You are the Princess Lynn... you never let us down... expect to get your sword out soon... the Dragons are stirring!!!!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 09:13 PM
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let there be fire!!


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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 12:56 AM
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Lynn it seems that Konifur has come back breathing fire and causing trouble... we may have to slay this dragon


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 05:59 AM
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Mr Konifur how long did it take you to realize the 'female' captain was a man? Note line 4 of Diary entry Day Five... if I didn't let him have... It is no wonder you had to use so much vaseline while you were away
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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
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Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 03:04 PM
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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 05:45 AM
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Thanks for the encouragement Honey... I bet you noticed the truth too huh?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 01:25 AM
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fat fingers.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:37 AM
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Fat something my dear

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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