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Konifur Dresses Up.
30 comments | Posted by konifur 2 months ago

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i was in a bar and i was dragged up for a bit of fun on the stage, so i was dressed up and i named my self, titty Monique and i was a prostitute,and went round the room offering my body for 5 euro.got nothing so i went to the bar next door,tee hee you should of seen their faces not knowing what was going on next door.i could hear the laughter from the bar i just left.still got nothing.i have more photos but i don`t want to bore you with to many pics of myself.

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Prey
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 04:37 AM
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Bore us, Bore us, we all need a good laugh.

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:15 AM
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Please no self-portraits of you taken with your cell phone with your hair half in front of your face.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:16 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

BTW Nice titties

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:46 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

you like my titties annie,i will get em out for you.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:54 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

lol.... Looks like the pretty lady is about to blubber on them. I'll bet the guys are jealous

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 07:59 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

that is my friend Sabi and i got wrong of her later,she gave me a slap as i squashed her titties

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 08:18 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Looks like you had fun

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 08:26 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

oh i did annie but i went through a fair amount of this......................

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 08:29 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Did you take Tito with you? Or have you found a new mate?

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh tito.no,i did not take him as he is grounded, he can`t leave the monastery as he was a very naughty monk.

but i have many mates.............

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 05:19 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Konifur you are such a Cornball You are a sexy Bitch! Wanna be a Twisted Sister? Aghhhhhhhhhh what am I saying.... offer withdrawn, I couldn't cope with the competition

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Oct 05, 2008 at 04:14 PM
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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 12:30 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

i had to duct tape my willy to my ass to get a camel toe like that....eeeee what i do for you girls.

another great use for duct tape.

(This comment was modified on Oct 06, 2008 12:31 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 12:37 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I get first dibs at ripping the duct tape off.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 12:41 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

annie you are nasty you are, you just like to hear me scream don`t you.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 06:54 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Not really. I love giving you shit.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur
Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 07:20 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

well that ok Annie, as i am a t.u.r.d

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 05:47 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Aye that be Cack Sparrow... my favorite pirate

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Bamber
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 05:58 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I bet you're a Harry Plopper fan as well.

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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konifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:09 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

but i have really got a turd.i am cack sparrow.

The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:20 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Well actually Bamber I am *Lazy Shite* or as others call me *Madame President Turd*TURDS RULE!!!!!

(This comment was modified on Oct 07, 2008 06:43 AM)

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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:15 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Duct tape huh? I have an idea for that duct tape that might keep you out of trouble

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 09:20 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

YOU go girl! One of the best ideas I've seen for duct tape in a long time

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 11:11 PM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Yeah but it didn't hold him long... now if he had of had chest hair it may have slowed him down... but the smooth sod just slipped painlessly through the trap

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:29 AM
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HELP ME!
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
I WILL BE GOOD I PROMISE!!!!

hang on, i can chew my way out, silly debz has forgot to duct tape my mouth up.tee hee.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:46 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I wouldn't tape your mouth up... I like to hear you scream like a wee girl Konifur

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Bamber
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 06:53 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Especially on a Wednesday!

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:39 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Bamber thankyou!!!! I always forget Wednesdays Gay fun BRB

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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konifur
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 07:16 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

well you won`t see as i ate my way out.*sticks tongue out*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage
Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 08:52 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Drat!!!!! You escaped again!!!!! I'll get you and your little dog my pretty!!!!!!!!

The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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