The Negligee 1 comments | Posted by AppleAnnie 2 months ago

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On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE,
and asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?'

He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore
that same negligee the night we were married'

She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me
that night?'

He nodded and said 'Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the
life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.'

She giggled and said; 'That's exactly what you said. So now it's
fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to
say tonight?'

He looked her up and down and said; 'Mission Accomplished.'

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Token Posted on Oct 04, 2008 at 01:50 AM 6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

LOL. Gotta respect his honesty!

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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