Favourite Flower 5 comments | Posted by Bamber 2 months ago

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Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling; take celibacy.

This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.



While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Robert and Mary listened to the instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men: "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered,

"Self-raising, isn't it?"





Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.

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Token Posted on Sep 30, 2008 at 05:40 PM 6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

Silly Robert, he should have said all-purpose.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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metalhed4200 Posted on Oct 01, 2008 at 07:57 PM 1,178 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

What's with all the jokes that don't make sense lately?

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Token Posted on Oct 02, 2008 at 02:30 AM 6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

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Can't speak for the other jokes... but this might help you with this one.
Robert thought the man was asking about FLOUR, instead of FLOWER.
There are many different types of flour... whole wheat, self raising, white, all purpose, cake, just to mention a few.

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Bamber Posted on Oct 02, 2008 at 02:48 AM 12,381 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

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I was thinking of replying in a similar vein, but I thought Metalhed may be being ironic in his query, so decided against it.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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metalhed4200 Posted on Oct 02, 2008 at 01:55 PM 1,178 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

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What's with all these words that don't make sense lately like 'ironic'?

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