Sexercise 3 comments | Posted by DebzPage 15 months ago

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CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
12 Calories

Without her consent
2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories

With one hand
12 Calories

With your teeth
485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
6 Calories

Without an erection
3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary
12 Calories

69 lying down
78 Calories

69 standing up
812 Calories

Wheelbarrow
216 Calories

Doggy Style
326 Calories

Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories

Fake
1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories

Getting up immediately
36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
30-39 years
80 Calories
40-49 years
124 Calories
50-59 years
1,972 Calories
60-69 years
7,916 Calories
70 and over
Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories

In a hurry
98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
29 Million People are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

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Prey Posted on Sep 29, 2008 at 12:26 PM 1,056 tokens, 1.97 weeks wasted

Debz, can you explain the Italian Chandelier (with pics if possible).
And how many calories are burnt dressing in a hurry in a cinema?

(This comment was modified on Sep 29, 2008 12:28 PM)

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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AppleAnnie Posted on Sep 29, 2008 at 08:11 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
29 Million People are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

Unless you are Tom who brags that he does both at the same time.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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Token Posted on Sep 30, 2008 at 06:00 PM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

Seems to be a one sided count. How many calories do the ladies burn during these same events?
And does this apply to same sex couples?

Italian Chandelier??? * goes to google*
Chandelier Position is similar to the Straight Legged Reverse Cowgirl position. I found an animated illustration of the Itallian Chandelier position using figure drawing mannequins.

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