Poor Investments 1 comments | Posted by Bamber 2 months ago

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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95...
With HBOS, last week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50...
£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5...

BUT IF...
You bought £1000 worth of Tennent’s Lager one year ago, drank it all then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214...


So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle!

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Bamber Posted on Sep 29, 2008 at 01:43 AM 12,377 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

OK, before anyone points it out, I know you've still lost money - but I can think of worse ways of doing it!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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