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6 comments | Posted by minodude 2 months ago
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The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and thou shalt receive eternal life!"
John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 09:38 PM
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Thanks for reminding me of this one, Mino. I heard it as "John came fifth and lost his beer money"

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
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Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 10:26 PM
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That was brilliant!!!!!!!!!! Never heard that one before Mino

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Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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I remember it as

The Lord said unto Lazarus "Come forth!" But he came fifth and won a coconut.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
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Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 01:58 AM
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I sadly have to inform you it has improved with the alterations

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Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 02:05 AM
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Well back when I first heard it our toaster looked like this:


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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 02:36 AM
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Oh I'm younger than you... because in the 4 months following your birth they invented eletricity and then they invented toasters, my parents brought one of these toasters


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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