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6 comments | Posted by minodude 15 months ago

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The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and thou shalt receive eternal life!"
John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Prey
Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 09:38 PM
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Thanks for reminding me of this one, Mino. I heard it as "John came fifth and lost his beer money"

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 10:26 PM
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That was brilliant!!!!!!!!!! Never heard that one before Mino

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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Bamber
Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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I remember it as

The Lord said unto Lazarus "Come forth!" But he came fifth and won a coconut.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 01:58 AM
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I sadly have to inform you it has improved with the alterations

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 02:05 AM
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Well back when I first heard it our toaster looked like this:

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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 26, 2008 at 02:36 AM
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Oh I'm younger than you... because in the 4 months following your birth they invented eletricity and then they invented toasters, my parents brought one of these toasters

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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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