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3 comments | Posted by AppleAnnie 2 months ago
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Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, unbuttoned her blouse,
embraced her, put his hands on her breasts,
and kissed her passionately as her husband Marc watched with a raised eyebrow.

Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Marc and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

Marc thought for a moment and replied,

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 24, 2008 at 11:41 PM
4,248 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted
Bastard! Needs hos golf clubs shoved up his ass!

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Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 12:33 AM
2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted
I would have answered about feeling unloved, used/abused and how I always like a blow job before sex! I don't like therapists! (shit...not wednesday)

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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 25, 2008 at 05:50 PM
6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted
Seems like a lot of money to pay out for a few quick feels and a kiss or two a few times a week.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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