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• Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
• All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.
• Men are mammals and women are femammals.
• Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.
• The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is nowhere else to put them.
• Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.
• Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.
• The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
• Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
• Some people say we condescended from the apes.
• The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get leprosy.
• The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity and the abominable cavity.
• Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is called gross anatomy.
• A liter is a nest of young baby animals.
• The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.
• Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
• Algebra was the wife of Euclid.
• A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.
• A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.
• Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don't, why you should.
• A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
• If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
• When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is known as constipation.
• As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.
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