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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" asked the Sunday School teacher.
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was,"No!"
"Well then," the teacher continued, "how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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