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30 comments | Posted by Bamber 3 months ago
Totnes Lullaby
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I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a dam with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible.
I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want to live simple again.
I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So... here's my cheque book and my car-keys and my credit card bills. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further you'll have to catch me first, 'cause...

Tag! You're it!

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View Profile for PreyPrey
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 at 11:39 AM
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I don`t think I ever made it to adulthood, mother has always said I have the mind of a child. Possibly the intelligence as well.

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 05:27 AM
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The first line had me .....I, I,...I just lost it....LOL...Yeah...and I know just who to tag next ....here annie, annieannieannieeeee???....
..here kitty, kitty!...Muuhaa, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

Tag.....You're IT!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 06:57 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

You Asshole!!! This butthead that I have been putting up with for what 40 years now sends me a private message that he knows I am going to open first thing in the morning the message reads
"important ! read 1st.
Please read Bamber's blog "Oh if only we could"
(very disturbing news)
........sorry....
Capt. TOM
"
I thought someone died or was vey sick. I was reading Bamber blog thinking someone died that he knew in his childhodd or it was his way of announcing he had Alzheimer's and was going to revert back to a child. See if I ever send you your 40 year old harmonica that you left at my house decades ago again.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:09 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

gotcha, Gotcha, GOTCHA ! ! ! !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:14 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment


Who you gonna tag???
Damn, I'm still laughing! And you know how slow I type! ! !


(This comment was modified on Sep 19, 2008 07:16 AM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:30 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

How long did you spend on the blow hard comment in the windstorm in Cincy? You know I am really flattered as it probably took you over an hour to type it.
Hey Debz can I hand my tag to you I have to go to work unlike Tom who sits around idle all day playing on his computer, except for the times he sets it aside and chases Betty around the house cause he is horny again.
Thanks Girlfriend

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:40 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I do not play with my computer and Betty all day.
Sometimes I play with all three!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:23 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Hey Little Tom, you playing with poor Annie again... word of advice Sweet Cheeks...


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:18 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I gotcha tag Annie... it seems that Tom has no understanding of this blog because he already traded in his 'Grownup' card and is just doin' what his childlike mind tells him to do.... I've seen him wearing this badge alot, mean anything to you?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:15 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Missed me, missed me!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:34 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Well start running cause I wont this time


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:43 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

NA, NA, Na, na, Naaaaaaaaaaaaa, NA!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 02:11 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Annie was that the one you have kept in your panties draw for 40yrs... maybe he might come get it himself


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 09:23 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

He is off in his own little world playing strange games only he understands. I obviously do not understand this "tag" game he is playing and naturally like a child he is the only one who knows the rules therefore he is going to win. He is being an annoying pesky infant right now and as long as he is not shitting his pants and expecting me to change them I will ignore him. hopefully he will go play with another toy soon and stop being a pest.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 03:54 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

That's it.....I'm takin my balls and going home!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 10:00 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Sorry baby you don't own them any more. Betty does lol. She just lets you play with them once in a while.
Better you just sit down and play with your friends on the computer and stay out of her way or she won't make you anymore tapioca pudding.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 04:52 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Annie didn't your Mother ever tell you that a man's maturity stops at 11yrs of age... by then they have reached a woman's bust height and that is when his brain stops developing. After that his mind is motivated by other thoughts...
That is why at our age we look at men as 'Puppies' because we aint gonna breed with them and we don't need them to provide for us. We seek one who amuses us and knows how to make love in the comfy positions, someone whom we don't mind looking after and cleaning up behind, a playmate for life. Yup it is good to be our age because now we finally love them because we WANT them, not NEED them... I love being 50yrs and I love men who amuse me


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 05:37 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Hey; That's not me ! ! ! I don't smoke! ! !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 22, 2008 at 04:32 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Nah maybe it aint you but I bet Betty sees you as a cute Puppy Honey


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 08:33 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

ooooooo panties.loads of em.oooooooo

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniff

ahhhhhh bliss,thanks tom for pointing out this blog
sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniff.


i want to pick up a sun dried cowpat and hurl it like a frisbe.
but for now i`m going back to sniffing..


sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniff

(This comment was modified on Oct 09, 2008 08:40 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 12:47 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

One cow-pie coming your way Konifur


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 12:51 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

*stops sniffing , bracers self and holds breath.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 03:49 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

*Throws cow-pie* Aaaaahhhhh that felt good... we need a pie fight on this site


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 04:06 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

damn i have just ate all of mine and the one you just threw.mmmmmmmmmmmmm full belly

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Oct 12, 2008 at 03:40 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Aghhhhh Konifur you were meant to come out tossing.... mmmm maybe wrong word, I want to have a food fight... not give to the poor and unemployed!!!! This aint some food bank or charity site!!!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 01:07 AM
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ignorance is bliss

and having other people pay your bills and expenses is bliss too

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 03:19 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

WARNING***WARNING!!! the girls will try to tag you....Call "Safesiees" before opening anything!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Sep 20, 2008 at 01:07 PM
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I wish i could be older..

Sarah-Do the Indians have crack?
Kristen-Nope. But We Do!

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 21, 2008 at 03:56 AM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

Your Wish is GRANTED!!!!!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Oct 09, 2008 at 08:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Ohiobabe513's original comment

hell no you don`t want to be older enjoy your youth.
believe me young is good.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



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