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Totnes Lullaby
7 comments | Posted by Bamber 15 months ago
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Hush little baby don't you squall
Momma's going to buy you a crystal ball.
And if you still can't see beyond
Momma's going to buy you a magic wand.
And if that wand don’t change your fate
Momma's going to teach you to levitate.
And if the astral makes you sick,
Momma's going to buy you an incense stick.
And if that patchouli smells too rank
she’ll buy you a sensory deprivation tank.
And if that tank don't float your bones
Momma's going to buy you some precious stones.
And if those gems don't ease your heart
Momma's going to buy you a natal chart.
And if your planets go berserk
Momma's going to buy you some bodywork.
And if your aura still needs kneading
Momma's going to buy you a past life reading.
And if your destiny stays hid
Momma's going to buy you a pyramid.
And if your chakra still feels stressed
Momma's going to take you on a vision quest.
And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

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View Profile for PreyPrey
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 at 11:35 AM
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Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 02:20 AM
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I must be in one of my strange moods... but this is really good and I am going to email it to friends.... yeah hippies rule
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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 02:30 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Totnes, where I live, calls itself the 'Alternative' capital. Lots of hippie types in the 50+ age group, and those younger are attracted to the 'alternative' lifestyle - so you still see young ladies in flowing skirts walking round with stars and flowers painted on their faces at times.
It's not as bad as it used to be, when sandals, beads and an Afghan coat were known locally as the 'Totnes Uniform'.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 05:47 AM
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Classical...Nice Painting!!!

Capt. TOM
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 06:49 AM
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Bamber I always wanted to live as a Hippie, I still have my afghan, sandals & beads. I make my own yoghurt, can knit myself a poncho and roll my own cigarettes and milk a goat... can I come live near you? And bring a friend... he aint got a job but he has nice hair


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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 06:55 AM
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Well it sounds as if you qualify.

(This comment was modified on Sep 19, 2008 07:31 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:16 AM
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Yup I hope I do... do I bring my own pot plants or do the provide?


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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