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5 comments | Posted by Bamber 16 months ago

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Instructions on a sign at a golf club:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE LAVATORY, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 07:55 AM
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#2 gave it away!

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 11:37 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

I've never golfed so I did not get it until the end.
And personally I recommend gripping using a firm downward pressure as and the only time I tried to grip something "loosely" in the restroom it sprung out of my hand and he peed on the ceiling.

(This comment was modified on Sep 17, 2008 11:38 PM)

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 at 10:42 PM
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you are a crazy woman... I could have helped you to avoid that problem by suggesting that you take a firm grip with your thighs Girl

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:22 AM
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uh no thanks having them cum inside is one thing ... but they can pee in the toilet and not pee in me ...

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 19, 2008 at 07:48 AM
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Ewwwwwwww you are so right, sorry for the bad advice Annie

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