Church Saervice With A Difference

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Church Saervice With A Difference
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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

"Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The old rugged cross."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang 'There is power in the blood."

The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock.

They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, from the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Memories."

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 14, 2008 at 10:14 AM
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Saervice??? Where the hell did that come from???

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 14, 2008 at 11:08 PM
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A true "Bamber".....never saw it coming!!!
You hereby receive "The Captains Stealth Award"!
Congratulations!

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AppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 14, 2008 at 11:15 AM
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How the hell should we know...You typed it

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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Bamber
Posted on Sep 15, 2008 at 12:27 AM
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It must be my acquired Devonian accent.

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 12:54 AM
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Acquired ? ? ?...I detect no accent!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 06:18 AM
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Does you lot talk different to like what we do?

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 06:24 AM
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Ooh-arr, m'dear.
Actually the oddest thing Devonian is when referring to a location the sentence always has the word 'to' added, as in
"Where's that to?"
"Where are you to?"

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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Um we Kiwis always 'um'. there is at least one um in every sentance... our minds wander while we are... um... talking. and I tend to use 'Huh?' too much... but I don't know any other word that means the same as huh... I guess you know some huh?

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 06:54 AM
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Years ago at the computer software company I used to work for we came up with a new definition after noticing a particular phenomenon. If you ask a difficult question the person being questioned almost invariable goes "Erm..." before answering.

So an 'ERM' became a unit of thought.

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 07:01 AM
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Erm that wont work... because I have a South Island accent, I roll my R's... that will sound wierd if um I use it huh?
Any suggestions on 'huh'?

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Bamber
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 07:17 AM
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A 'HUH' sounds like a unit of confusion to me.

BTW - Huh was the Egyptian God of Eternity.
So was he permanently confused?

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 08:37 AM
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Huh? Maybe he was... Eternity is a long time to be confused, perhaps he spent too much time on UGOTO too huh?I use 'huh' in place of "What do you think" normally.

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capttomguam
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 12:19 PM
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Nice MAMARIES TO BLUBBER!(for Konifur)

the word "a" proubably fits for huh. In professional speach class we were taught to never use it. The reason is that when it is used out of context it is actually a fill for the brain trying to think of the next..a..thought..yeah that's it! Elected officials use it all the time....covering up lies. Our President Bush uses it more then anyone else in the limelight!

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DebzPage
Posted on Sep 18, 2008 at 04:40 AM
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A a a a I see where you A coming from TomBody anguage and speach patterns always give people away... Lucky you can't see me right now on the computer

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