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British Prime Minister Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night.

He found three such girls in a local pub; a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said "I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She replied "£200."

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was "Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in and keep it rising like the price of fuel, keep me warmer than it is in my home and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!"

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DebzPage Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 03:17 AM 4,248 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

I nearly missed this one... it is brilliant!!!!!Shame our Prime Minister is a woman because that so would work here

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