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31 comments | Posted by Ohiobabe513 3 months ago
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Okay me and my friends thought we'd show off our perfectly toned legs from sports, right? SO we put on little Soffe booty shorts and inconspicuously walk into my back yeard when, at the same time my totally hot new neighbor was outside, right? Well any way, our shorts are really airy and dont cover parts of our but. well apparently, the bugs were biting. And we all ended up with bug bites on the bottom part of our butts. D:!

so, moral of the story, NEVER WEAR BOOTY SHORTS DURING MOSQUITO SEASON!

our butts itch like mad ):

LOL

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Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 09:07 PM
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Ewwwww spotty bum!... That is not something i would admit to HoneyMight have to cover up those cheeks for a wee while
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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 10, 2008 at 10:54 PM
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Thats what you get for trying to tempt the neighbor boys...

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 03:55 AM
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I'm glad someone had the same thought!

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 23, 2008 at 02:51 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Yeah; YOU WOULD KNOW ! ! !

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 23, 2008 at 04:00 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

Give me your opinion on what I wrote to Nibblers.
I value it imensley....so give me your God Damn answer NOW ! ! !(just kidding....the G.D. part)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 04:05 AM
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Moral of the story... totally hot neighbor sees you itching your ass, and now thinks you have a social disease.

Haha That kinda backfired on you now didn't it.

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 07:20 AM
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Fuck it. The bite bites will go away.
Those legs will be around for a while.

Use them in good health !


But, don't be a tramp. lol

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View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 05:01 PM
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wear longer pants........maybe capri pants!!!

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 07:27 PM
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may i just say im sure your legs aren't perfect because you aren't a model for for one and second perfect is impossible :)

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View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 07:28 PM
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p.s thats what you get for trying to show off :) i was too lazy to edit XD

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

 
View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Sep 11, 2008 at 08:00 PM
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well to me they are
excuuuuuuse me for having self confidence
im a runner so i naturally have good legs(:
hahaha

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 16, 2008 at 01:17 AM
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When you turn 18....BEG, BORROW, or STEAL a ticket (fly continental) to GUAM!!! Your generation here is very well suited to your liking! And we have mosquito protection! Ask for a graduation present from parents. Bring a girlfriend...stay 2 weeks! Sunshine, beaches, water sports,....everything you would be looking for.

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 04:10 AM
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way to act like guam doesnt have underage prostitutes

Just Kidding!!

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 04:39 AM
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"Dude"; You are just too cruel....but right... Anyways I gave up on her...She seems confused

Capt. TOM
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Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 08:04 PM
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men! that's a piece of art work.
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Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 08:07 PM
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okay! human anatomy


 
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Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 08:10 PM
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like you gat millions of eyes on ur ass.


 
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Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 08:15 PM
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hope that advice works


 
View Profile for fei8fei8
Posted on Sep 12, 2008 at 08:20 PM
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then it work. awk- bullshit. it's totally sick...


 
View Profile for Ohiobabe513Ohiobabe513
Posted on Sep 13, 2008 at 07:08 AM
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wtf? lol who are you?

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Kristen-Nope. But We Do!

 
View Profile for NibblersNibblers
Posted on Sep 13, 2008 at 05:21 PM
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Now why would you admit to this? Just curious as to why anyone would ever admit to acting like a hooch?


 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 14, 2008 at 03:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

Seeking attention? Go into her profile and have a read through her blogs. She states in her profile that she has tons of friends, but in her blog : " My Legs"
http://www.ugoto.com/blog_46417.html none of her friends would talk to her on her myspace. You can also see her legs there. ( I forgot to add them in: http://www.ugoto.com/blog_76086.html )

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for NibblersNibblers
Posted on Sep 17, 2008 at 06:58 PM
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Too bad she didn't have my mom growing up,, she'd be a total hotty with class and no need to be the center of attention. seems to me she has lots of self cofidence issues, says she's got sexy legs but from what I seen she has some big calves and thick ankles,& not because of her socks or shoes, She is a teenage drama queen... pity her and pray she gets the CORRECT ATTENTION from her parents SOON !!! or we all will paying the welfare role she'll be on by 18 and with 2 kids and one in the oven...This is what happens to girls who need attention 24/7.. Pity her and pray for her !!!Just my opinon of course.


 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 23, 2008 at 03:49 AM
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Sometime ago the World was graced with the Beauty of the "Musical Genius" of the late great "Jimmi Hendrix"R.I.P.!
He played Guitar and wrote most of his lyrics.
He wrote a song...
It goes something like this; "Now wouldn't it be a real drag if we were all the same?...Purple Haze all in my brain..."
I think "Ohiobabe513" is kinda cool especically for a 15 year-old. I kinda like her and her input...but hey ,..what do I know 'cause I like you and your input also!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for TokenToken
Posted on Sep 24, 2008 at 04:50 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Hey Cap... I think you need to have a look at this : http://www.ugoto.com/blog_77608.html#324806

I am pretty sure it is directed to you.
I don't know why, because you seem to be one of the few who stick up for her.
If it is not directed to you, then it is directed to the rest of Ugoto whom didn't comment.

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 24, 2008 at 09:31 PM
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Wow....I'm surprised! Your turn to take a look!
No more "Kid Gloves!"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for NibblersNibblers
Posted on Nov 22, 2008 at 03:00 PM
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Damn talk about attitude!!! She'd last about 15 min in my Mom's house. She'd be sent up the creek with no paddle. She would get a adjustment to bring her down to earth... But then again she is a child


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Nov 23, 2008 at 01:02 AM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment

i know she would not give her the paddle as sweets keeps that to spank my ass with.it`s still smarts from the last spank and that was two weeks ago mmmm *thinks* mmmm or was it a fortnight.mmmm *ponders as i put ice on ass.*

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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View Profile for NibblersNibblers
Posted on Dec 01, 2008 at 03:39 PM
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If your only putting ice on your ass be thankful
She could have put you out on the ice !!! I love her to death but sometimes she can be a handful to deal with. I've learned just to shake my head in agreement and duck for cover!!


 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 02, 2008 at 12:49 AM
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thanks for the info Miss nibbs,i had a feeling you would rather be on my side.but i know it make sweets so happy kicking my ass and i would hate to stop her from being happy.so i will continue walking the line,well i like living dangerously.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Nov 23, 2008 at 01:45 AM
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Comment in reply to Nibblers's original comment


Yep;...Like I said...."No more kid gloves."
Using language like that, in that context...hummmmm...how to say....Lacks respect.. not only for her peers but also "self respect."

BTW...I keep getting these "retro" comments...looks like everyone is bored and checking back in time

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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