That's true, alcohol doesn't damage brains cells, it obliterates them. Nothing left to be damaged.

Yes, but alcohol is fattening.
Bud is no-cal. lol

Plus, when I'm stoned, I can do things like walk & speak.
And, I'm never sick, the next morning.

Think about it. lol


xoxo

(This comment was modified on Sep 09, 2008 06:48 PM)

it's all fattening Honey... The munchies can be a diet killer every time... and when you are walking and talking.... I find it difficult to explain why I have roamed into a strange Avenue and am talking to complete strangers and trees

Eat grapes instead of potato chips. lol

Roaming into strange avenues is a good thing ! It opens up new worlds that you may have not previously discovered.

I talk to complete strangers all the time. It's how I know so many people.
lol

And, the whole talking to trees thing ... you're just a freak.

lmfao

I love you anyway, though. xoxo

(This comment was modified on Sep 11, 2008 07:16 AM)

Now now Sarah you musn't disregard trees, they are a good food source, decorative, a nice place to sit under and sometimes just plain interesting

TREEHUGGER !!


lol

Well Babe I guess ya wont ever know now you have stopped flying

Oh darling ! It's only a temporary thing. I just need to pass a one time toxicology screening. After that, I'm going to town.
lol

Love you Girl... I hope you Pass with Stars

I love you too, miss lady !

And, thank you !


xoxo

Home health aide.

STOP LAUGHING !!!

lol

And, thank you !
Listen...if I can do it (giving up cigarettes), during everything I was going through at that time. You can do it !
Smoking is a sign of weakness. And, I know you're not weak !

Before I got my Captain's license I was a heavy pot smoker. I had to pass a drug screening test for;marijuana, amphetamines, cocaine, P.C.P. and heroin! I am still subject to random testing at any time. When I get a high paying job (international deliveries) a window of opportunity presents itself because I can claim I was not available (stamped passport) A chronic user of pot, depending on their bodily fat content will present different results. The more fat cell content the longer they will test positive. For a chronic thin person to produce a negative result by flushing your system, is about 2 weeks. A obese person takes about one month or more with flushing (drinking 2 gallons of water daily) DO NOT DRINK ICE WATER!!! It can kill you. There are many products on the market that claim to "clean out" your system. They are totally unreliable and in my opinion worthless. Plain water is the best. There was one time when I had smoked the night before and was called in the next morning for a random test. I bought 2 and 1/2 gallons of ice water and drank and peed, and drank and peed until I peed clear and drank more. I tested clean.....and it was really good bud the night before! Because the water was so cold my internal organs started to shut down and I had a seizure. There are other ways to beat the test. Be advised that they have safeguards for adulterants, dilutions, bleach and temperature! Although these are accurate safeguards there are easily circumvented. If you wish more information on the subject P.M. me. Good luck in your new line of employment!

Well, aren't you just a pool of useful information !
Well, I haven't smoked any bud in 3 weeks. I've been drinking all kinds of water & cranberry juice. All I can do now is take the test & see what happens.
If I fail, I fail. Getting all bent out of shape about it isn't going to help me at all. So, I'm just going to go with it.
I figure it like this...if I fail & get terminated from the program. It probably wasn't meant to be. And, I'll just go back to doing hair.

But seriously, thanks for all that information. It'll probably come in handy at another time in my life, as well.

xoxo


(This comment was modified on Sep 11, 2008 07:07 AM)

Also....on the cigarettes. A group of us that wanted to stop smoking and formed a "Pool" that pledges $100.00 dollars to every other member in the pool if he or she smokes/chews tobacco. Cigars are excluded (newborn babies). It is O.K. to light one for someone else. If you have been a nonsmoker for sometime you will smell that stench on their hands, hair and clothing. There are now 6 of us in the pool and I have personally collected $200.00 dollars. It is easy to start this "Pool". All one has to do is hear someone say they would like to quit.and answer them back "No you don't!" when they say "Yes I do!" you just say "Wanna Bet! Since you are a nonsmoker already you have the advantage and lay out the terms that you bet they will smoke a cigarette before you do. You might be surprised how many people will get in on the bet. We now have 6 in our pool so that first cigarette would cost $500.00 dollars to the smoker....who can quit with just one cigarette? BTW...years ago I collected a P.U. truck on the same bet!

That's sounds pretty profitable !

You're talking about cigarettes, right ?
I've never heard of bud causing problems like that before.

quit cigarettes... I also had an ankle operation at about that time, was going to school/work both full time from 7am to 9pm getting 5 hours sleep and some dickless wonder at work accused me of sexual harassment because we had both gone camping separately and wound up in the same campground. Long story that I don't want to go into it. It was all to much stress for my system and my hormones got out of balance.

Hey Annie;.....You know how to make a hormone?
Don't pay her! I KNOW!!!!

That comment was supposed to be in reply to Annie.
Oopsy.
lol