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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old?
Well, you’ll love this one…
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park high school.
“Yes. yes, I did. I’m a mustang.” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered, “In 1975. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat assed,
grey-haired,
decrepit,
son-of-a-bitch asked:
“What did you teach?”
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