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Claustrophobia:
Unnatural fear of Santa.

Miasma:
The reason I need my inhaler.

Icon:
Successfully selling electronic goods at three times market value.

Scarface:
Someone adept at knitting neckwear.

Engineering:
1.6 litre, 350 bhp jewellery.

Graffiti:
Newton’s law of dyslexia.

Canapé:
Scottish inability to settle bills.

Quick:
The sound produced by South African ducks.

Judicious:
Israeli crockery.

Bumbling:
Jewellery worn by the homeless.

Asymmetry:
South African graveyard.

Spectacular:
A short sighted vampire.

Picaninny:
Political selection process.

Juniper:
Israeli child.

Continuous:
The chap in charge of America.

Retard:
Something extremely difficult to a Yorkshireman.

Combat:
An aggressive marsupial.

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konifur Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 08:40 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

i don`t understand most of them.but then again i`m ...NSBAPOI

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 08:50 AM 12,377 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

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Claus(e)-trophoia
My - Asthma
I-con, as in I-pod
Scarf - Ace
Engine - Ear-ring
Gravity
Canna - Pay
Quack (pronounced in a South African accent)
Jew - Dishes
Bum - Bling
A - Cemetery (pronounced in a South African accent)
First part of Spectacles, last part of Dracula + r
Pick - A - Ninny
Jew - Nipper
C*nt - In - US (Nancy would have loved that one)
Reet - Hard
Play on the word wombat.

Does that help?

(This comment was modified on Sep 01, 2008 08:52 AM)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 08:54 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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i knew some of them.i get them all now,i`m getting brighter... well a bit.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Token Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 08:12 AM 6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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