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CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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konifur Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 04:57 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.... i like duck

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better....true sodding right ,i will be eaten alive by the bastards for 3 weeks soon.plus it`s only the female that bits,ain't that just typical.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines......i have laugh lines.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 10:56 AM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

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where are you going?

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:23 PM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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i am off to the canary islands 1st lanzarote for 2 weeks the a ferry over to fuerteventura for 1 week.
see map...........

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:50 PM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

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Sounds like fun. Take lots of pictures. We look forward to seeing them.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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konifur Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:56 PM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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ok i will want any nude one please send private email.oh bugger it i will post them as well.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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