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Don`t Tease The Elderly
3 comments | Posted by konifur 3 months ago
... And Then The Fight Started
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago..

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.


Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.


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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 10:58 AM
1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted
I'd shoot the little bastard too.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 01:05 PM
2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I feel sorry for that guy if he left you hanging.....I KNOW you'd shoot him more then once.....I believe another nickname you earned was "Annie Oakley"
Don't piss her off guys!
Don't leave any loaded guns lying about!
Don't leave a mess in the kitchen!
GOSPEL!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 09:36 PM
4,248 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted
Oh don't mess with us older women!!!!!
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