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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday. The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said. It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer."The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star. On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 12:10 AM
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i nearly got my wife`s wedding ring stuck on my peewee but after ten seconds it fell off.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 12:25 AM
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he should be introduced to the guy who stuck his pee pee in the park bench.

Rather than trying to make it bigger why not learn to use his mouth or what ever.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 12:40 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

how did you find out about that Annie, i was never took to court i got off with a warning.
ok i will try using my mouth down stairs as you say.so all i do is blubber down there.. easy peasy lemon squeezy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 12:48 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Ohhhhhhh......So you did "GET OFF!?!"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 11:37 PM
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yeah i got off, i told the story so forlorn,the judge and jury got the horn, so i walked free.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 03, 2008 at 06:00 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

I'm not sure about the vernacular (big word...huh...look it up)in the British Isles but the term "get off" refers to cumming/climaxing in the American Language! Ten Second Man or not!




(This comment was modified on Sep 03, 2008 06:12 PM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 03, 2008 at 10:16 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

well that is right... when got off, i then got off in my pants with pure joy.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 02:44 AM
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Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I participate in a lot of oral sex... all I ever seem to do is talk about it!

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 04:16 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

yep we are all the same.


The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 09:31 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment


Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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