Speeding 6 comments | Posted by konifur 3 months ago

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's pissed.

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metalhed4200 Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 02:17 AM 1,178 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

I'd be pissed too if she kept narcing me out like that.

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Frank-J Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 05:59 AM 917 tokens, 1.11 weeks wasted

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I think that in this case pissed is the English term for drunk


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metalhed4200 Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 06:07 AM 1,178 tokens, 1.03 weeks wasted

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I kind of figured that considering I've heard that joke before only they used drunk instead. Those english folks just have such strange slang.

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konifur Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 06:13 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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you are so right we do have very strange slang, but you have never heard half of it yet, but watch this space.

we also use that word in another context.we say.. for going out on the beer....going out on the piss.

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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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konifur Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 06:11 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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yes frank, i forgot Americans call pissed,annoyed.( we do as well, but we say pissed off).as we say in the uk, pissed as a newt or nissed as a pewt.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

Thanks for the clarification. I thought it meant angry also, but it is funnier if he is drunk.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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