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Three men were sitting together. Terry was bragging about how he had
given his new wife duties.
'My wife is from America. I told her that all she needed to do was all
the dishes and housework. It took a couple days, but on the third day I
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.'
The next week when they got together, Jimmy bragged about his Canadian wife.
'I gave my wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day I didn't see any results, but the next day it was> better. By the third day, my house was clean, the dishes were done and I
had a huge dinner on the table.'
The next time the three men got together, Paddy told them about his Irish
wife. 'I told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes
washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and
hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day I didn't see
anything.
The second day I still didn't see anything. But by the third day most of
the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye,
just enough to fix myself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.'
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forgive me i am discombobulated again.
i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.
T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)