Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drinks order.
"I would like a sprite." said the first little piggy.
"I would like a coke." said the second little piggy.
"I want beer... lots and lots of beer." said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their food orders.
"I want a nice big steak." said the first little piggy.
"I would like the salad plate." said the second little piggy.
"I want beer... lots and lots of beer." said the third little piggy.
The meals were served and a while later the waiter came and asked if they wanted any dessert.
"I want a banana split." said the first little piggy.
"I want a cheesecake." said the second little piggy.
"I want beer... lots and lots of beer." said the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer or evening?"
The third piggy replied...
"I'm the one that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home!"
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