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22 comments | Posted by konifur 4 months ago
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Thursday 28th August konifurs train pulls in to the station for the last time.
he is redundant and hits the streets as a poor hobo.so if you see him in the street with cap in hand please spare a penny or a dime so he can save up for my next holiday.


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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:48 AM
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Going out on the to celebrate Steve?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:53 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

on saturday night with my son and his mate.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:58 AM
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.....and on thursday 4th sept.......

(This comment was modified on Aug 27, 2008 12:56 AM)
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hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 06:38 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Well Best of Luck to you Konifur!
Enjoy your time off and remember that most changes usually work out for the good!
It just so happens that my status as unemployed has taken a change....Yesterday I was offered two opportunities that are quite lucrative and on the water! One of the offers is here on Guam and the other will have me based out of Hawaii. True...I did undergo some difficulties waiting for something to turn up in my profession....but it was worth the wait. I just cannot imagine someone of your caliber unemployed for long.
BTW that offer of coming to Guam for holiday still stands. Mind you that the time you might spend here will be nothing like a tourist experience. I have been here close to twenty years, and am a "local" so I know how to save money/expenses.
OK 'nuff said....Good Luck Brother!


(This comment was modified on Aug 30, 2008 06:41 AM)

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 07:00 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

thank you so much Tom, for your kind words.
i am also over the moon about your two offers of employment,so good luck (not that you need luck with yours skills captain *salutes*)on which ever one you choose,please let me know which way your ship sails.i will also update you on my new venture,whatever that may be.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 07:11 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

i had fat fingers again and posted it twice.but this time i deleted it just in case some typed the dreaded "R" word.

(This comment was modified on Aug 30, 2008 07:13 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 11:01 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You seem to be having fun with your retirement. You are spending much more time with your Ugoto family.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 10:34 PM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

Hey Steve I have a week off work so i will stay and play with you, what we gonna do? How about we stalk the innocent and cause havok?????


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:58 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

sounds like a good idea i will follow your lead

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 30, 2008 at 10:58 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Hey Tom what's up? E-mail me I want the whole scoop.





(This comment was modified on Aug 30, 2008 10:59 AM)

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 at 09:19 AM
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hey,I want to go eat in the water too

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:02 AM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

O.K....Here goes...You asked!!!
"A Fishery Observer - A Unique Species
.Up to 30-day trips out to sea.
.Some vessels have no showers.
.5-gallon buckets replace non-working toilets or
no toilets at all.
.Some vessels (in my experience most) are
infested with rats and/or roaches.
. Scarcity of food or same greasy diet for length
of trip.
.Foreign non-English speaking crews.
.Very turblent ocean conditions.
.Lack of sleep.
.Seasickness
.Loneliness
.Some unsafe vessels and crew-high risk of
injury.
.Mental isolation.
.Small cramped quarters.
.Surrounded by cigarette smoke throught entire
trip.
.Unwelcoming or hostile enviroment (intimidated
or pressured)
.Harassment: Mental and/or Sexual.
.Boredom and Homesickness.
.Average 150 days at sea.
_________________________ ________________________
This is an outline of the job that I am concidering because of the $$$$$$$$ involved. I have passed the entrance exam and I will proubabuly move to Hi. soon. I'll let everyone know ....maybe change my screen name to
"capttomhi."

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:03 AM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

O.K....Here goes...You asked!!!
"A Fishery Observer - A Unique Species
.Up to 30-day trips out to sea.
.Some vessels have no showers.
.5-gallon buckets replace non-working toilets or
no toilets at all.
.Some vessels (in my experience most) are
infested with rats and/or roaches.
. Scarcity of food or same greasy diet for length
of trip.
.Foreign non-English speaking crews.
.Very turblent ocean conditions.
.Lack of sleep.
.Seasickness
.Loneliness
.Some unsafe vessels and crew-high risk of
injury.
.Mental isolation.
.Small cramped quarters.
.Surrounded by cigarette smoke throught entire
trip.
.Unwelcoming or hostile enviroment (intimidated
or pressured)
.Harassment: Mental and/or Sexual.
.Boredom and Homesickness.
.Average 150 days at sea.
_________________________ ________________________
This is an outline of the job that I am concidering because of the $$$$$$$$ involved. I have passed the entrance exam and I will proubabuly move to Hi. soon. I'll let everyone know ....maybe change my screen name to
"capttomhi."

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:06 AM
2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted
Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

O.K....Here goes...You asked!!!
"A Fishery Observer - A Unique Species
.Up to 30-day trips out to sea.
.Some vessels have no showers.
.5-gallon buckets replace non-working toilets or
no toilets at all.
.Some vessels (in my experience most) are
infested with rats and/or roaches.
. Scarcity of food or same greasy diet for length
of trip.
p.s. I am not getting confirmation that this message was sent....please reply?!?
.Foreign non-English speaking crews.
.Very turblent ocean conditions.
.Lack of sleep.
.Seasickness
.Loneliness
.Some unsafe vessels and crew-high risk of
injury.
.Mental isolation.
.Small cramped quarters.
.Surrounded by cigarette smoke throught entire
trip.
.Unwelcoming or hostile enviroment (intimidated
or pressured)
.Harassment: Mental and/or Sexual.
.Boredom and Homesickness.
.Average 150 days at sea.
_________________________ ________________________
This is an outline of the job that I am concidering because of the $$$$$$$$ involved. I have passed the entrance exam and I will proubabuly move to Hi. soon. I'll let everyone know ....maybe change my screen name to
"capttomhi."

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:10 AM
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"Pope Poop!!!(holy shit!) I can hear Bamber now!
That's O.K.....I'll blame it on the dial-up again!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 11:20 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

lol
Cool maybe I will be able to see you.... and meet Betty. Will you come anywhere close to the continental US?

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 01, 2008 at 10:28 PM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

You got me spitting coffee everywhere... 3X!!!!! that is really bad dialup, worse than mineSo you applied for this job??? Mate if I knew you wanted a job I could have offered you the job of sailing the Rubber Ducky in my bathtub... it can't be worse than what you have considered taking!


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 12:35 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

QUACK< Quack, quack........>

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

You can here me now what... the triple post or replying to Ramrock instead of Annie?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 02:54 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

My Apologizes to all...(takes deep bow) (gets kicked by Debz once...Bamber twice) and I'm sticking to my story...It is the dial-up fault!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

 
View Profile for ursaminorursaminor
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 05:47 PM
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HOBO!







Emperor of the north text


 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Sep 02, 2008 at 08:18 PM
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Comment in reply to ursaminor's original comment

He aint here... look in Cheer Bears

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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