The Psychiatric Hotline 2 comments | Posted by netherdale 4 months ago

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice until it tells you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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minodude Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 10:58 PM 19,369 tokens, 3.58 weeks wasted

If you have ADD, please hit every button, then hang up, call again, and press every button again

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 11:14 PM 25,318 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

i pressed button 7 a few times but nothing happened.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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