Americans Vs. Canadians 2 comments | Posted by netherdale 4 months ago

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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct. 1995. Reprinted in the Memorial University campus newspaper.


Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision..

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Canadians: THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE. Your call.

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 24, 2008 at 08:53 PM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

good one. I wonder who won?

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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konifur Posted on Aug 25, 2008 at 01:45 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

the shitehouse keeper.sorry the lighthouse keeper can call them anything he wants but unless they have installed lifts in lighthouses recently the buggers will never make up all those steps.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

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