Konifur Gets Sentimental 4 comments | Posted by konifur 4 months ago

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

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MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit.

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Bamber Posted on Aug 20, 2008 at 07:44 AM 12,377 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

What's with the Senti bit in the title?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Aug 20, 2008 at 07:55 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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shhhhhh just trying to grab the heart strings of all the girls.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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DebzPage Posted on Aug 21, 2008 at 10:07 PM 4,248 tokens, 1.45 weeks wasted

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Konifur if I was praying this every night I would not be visiting this site during the day

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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Token Posted on Aug 20, 2008 at 10:57 AM 6,838 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

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T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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