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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the
first hole of their local golf course when a guy
carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you
mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started
playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'
'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.
'You're joking!' was the response.
'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag,
and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle
with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'
'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the
other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might
be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up
the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house.
'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is
fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I
can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can
See she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour
in there with her...... He's naked, too!!!
He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge
for a hit?'
'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars
every time I pull the trigger.'
'Can you do two for me now?'
'Sure, what do you want?'
'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so
shoot her in the mouth.'
'Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just
shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'
The hit man loaded the rifle and took aim, standing
perfectly still for a few minutes.
'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.
'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly,'I think
I can save you a grand here.....'
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