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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench.

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

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DebzPage Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 03:09 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

See why the Asian people have different names to parents... somewhere out there is a proud Mother covering her face!!!!

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capttomguam Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 04:05 AM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

Sounds like an Olympic Event and he was going for the "GOLD" ! ! !

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 01:42 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

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boo hiss Is today groaner day?

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
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capttomguam Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 08:38 PM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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Well.....How do you like them Apples?.....Annie?

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 08:50 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

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No apples. I don't think it was his apples that were stuck in the grate but Anna thinks he almost lost his banana.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
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capttomguam Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 11:37 PM 3,273 tokens, 2.38 weeks wasted

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O.K...."Anna Banana"

Could you imagine walking through the park, at night, and finding this fool??? I just wonder if he had his wallet, and if so how much $$$$$ was in it I would of died laughing....all the way to the bank!!!

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 08:55 AM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

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I was wondering the same thing. Just goes to show guys will stick it in anything with a hole

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DebzPage Posted on Aug 19, 2008 at 06:56 AM 5,270 tokens, 1.83 weeks wasted

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Yup the facination goes on forever Annie

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T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

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SoR_AWC Posted on Aug 19, 2008 at 07:05 AM 7,473 tokens, 1.05 months wasted

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That is why even ugly women get sex.

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Token Posted on Aug 20, 2008 at 11:14 AM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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Token Posted on Aug 20, 2008 at 01:55 PM 7,021 tokens, 1.04 months wasted

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Just found Joe's post over in video's

http://www.ugoto.com/video_asian-man-gets- wang-stuck-in-bench.html

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

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