Damned Women Drivers! 8 comments | Posted by Bamber 4 months ago

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. but she scared me so much...
I dropped my electric shaver...

which knocked the donut out of my other hand...

in all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear...

which fell into the coffee between my legs...

splashed, burned Big Jim and the Twins...

ruined the damn phone...

soaked my trousers...

and disconnected an important call.



Damned women drivers!

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capttomguam Posted on Aug 15, 2008 at 10:10 AM 2,975 tokens, 2.17 weeks wasted

Bamber...Do you know who "Benedick Arnold" was??? If Betty reads this, she might figure out just who put that new dent in the car !

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 15, 2008 at 10:25 AM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

The one that scared and pissed me most was looking over and seeing a woman breast feeding her baby while driving in Lynnwood in the lane for the freeway on ramp. Not only is it a distraction for the driver, but her baby could be crushed by the steering wheel if she slammed on the brakes. Not to mention the distraction to all the drivers around her looking over and seeing her bare tit.

Konifer, Down boy it is still in use. You have to wait until the baby is done

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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minodude Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 02:31 AM 19,369 tokens, 3.58 weeks wasted

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but thats lynnwood, what do you expect? Even Renton is on the rise, but lynnwood only has the crappy mall

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 09:03 AM 1,177 tokens, 5.09 days wasted

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I happen to live above the crappy mall. It was nice before the mall. BTW it is not just the "mall" the town is one big mile long strip mall along 196th from Hwy 99 to 24th, just the other side of Alderwood Mall Way or is it Alderwood Mall Blvd (I get the two names mixed up) and 3 or 4 block or more in some places on either side.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

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minodude Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 05:18 PM 19,369 tokens, 3.58 weeks wasted

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alderwood...now THERES a city!

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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konifur Posted on Aug 16, 2008 at 07:10 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

hey bamber when did you attach a steering wheel to you broomstick.

some of the older Brits might remember this ....

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The following image was attached:

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber Posted on Aug 17, 2008 at 10:59 AM 12,381 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

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Where's sweep?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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konifur Posted on Aug 18, 2008 at 06:10 AM 25,322 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

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sweeps at battersea dogs home convicted of raping sue.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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