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10 comments | Posted by AppleAnnie 4 months ago
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WOW, WHAT A WAKEUP CALL!!

Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children at...

Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee, California 3/ 5/01
El Cajon, California 3/22/01
And
Blacksburg, Virginia 4/16/07

Sincerely,
Concerned Student
-------------------------------------
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God
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How did this get started?....
Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained
She didn't want any prayer in our schools.
And we said, OK.
------------------
Then, someone said you better not
Read the Bible in school;
The Bible that says
'thou shalt not kill,
Thou shalt not steal,
And love your neighbors as yourself,'
And we said, OK...
-----------------
Dr. Benjamin Spock said
We shouldn't spank our children
When they misbehaved
Because their little personalities
Would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
And we said,
An expert should know what he's talking about
So we won't spank them anymore.
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Then someone said
Teachers and principals better not
Discipline our children when they misbehave.
And the school administrators said
No faculty member in this school
Better touch a student when they misbehave
Because we don't want any bad publicity,
And we surely don't want to be sued.
And we accepted their reasoning.
------------------
Then someone said,
let's let our daughters have abortions if they want,
And they won't even have to tell their parents.
And we said, that's a grand idea.
------------------
Then some wise school board member said,
Since boys will be boys
And they're going to do it anyway,
let's give our sons all the condoms they want,
So they can have all the fun they desire,
And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.
And we said, that's another great idea.
------------------
Then some of our top elected officials said
It doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.
And we said,
It doesn't matter what anybody, including the President,
Does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good.....
------------------
And someone else took that appreciation a step further
And published pictures of nude children
And then stepped further still by
Making them available on the Internet.
And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
------------------
And the entertainment industry said,
let's make TV shows and movies that promote
Profanity, violence and illicit sex...
And let's record music that encourages
Rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...
And we said,
it's just entertainment
And it has no adverse effect
And nobody takes it seriously anyway,
So go right ahead.
------------------
Now we're asking ourselves
Why our children have no conscience,
Why they don't know right from wrong,
And why it doesn't bother them to
Kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.
------------------
Undoubtedly,
If we thought about it long and hard enough,
We could figure it out.
I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW'
------------------
Pass it on
If you think it has merit!
If not then just discard it...
But if you discard this thought process,
Then don't you dare sit back and complain about
What bad shape this country is in!!

Why is it our children can not read a Bible in school,
but can in Prison.

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View Profile for PreyPrey
Posted on Aug 09, 2008 at 07:55 AM
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Totally agree. Children have to be taught maths, language, history, geography by law, its time the were taught respect and good menners as we were when we were kids.

(This comment was modified on Aug 09, 2008 07:57 AM)

(This comment was modified on Aug 09, 2008 07:57 AM)

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

 
View Profile for InsanityInsanity
Posted on Aug 09, 2008 at 10:31 AM
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I hear ya Sister .... I guess they want to circumvent the saying ... Spare the rod .. spoil the child....


 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 10, 2008 at 02:11 AM
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That's a massive load of horseshit. Kids can pray in school but the prayer can not be lead by school officials. Kids can read the bible in school if they want and the bible can be used for lessons as long as the lesson isn't forcing the religious beliefs of the bible. Teaching religious beliefs is the duty of a child's parents, not the public school system. If you teach religion in school, it better not just be "Christianity", you best be teaching Hinduism, Budism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, Judaism, Islam and every other idea of invisible sky fairies.

What private consenting adults do behind locked doors is their own business and no one else's. Yeah, pederasts should have their cocks and cunts seered shut.

Also it's not the entertainment industry's responsibility to raise your kids. If you don't want your kids watching what's on television, then don't let them watch what's on television.

In conclusion, stop blaming everybody else for how fucked up your own kids are, be a good parent and take responsibility of them yourself.

(This comment was modified on Aug 12, 2008 02:10 PM)

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View Profile for HeywoodHeywood
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 06:47 AM
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Out-f***ing-standing post metalhed4200! 100% true, especially "be a good parent and take responsibility of them yourself"

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 01:36 PM
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Call me slow, but I just figured out what the license plate on your avatar says.


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View Profile for HeywoodHeywood
Posted on Aug 12, 2008 at 03:46 PM
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This is not my plate, I found it on FMS's website www.venganza.org

I live in South Dakota (not Virginia) but I plan on putting this on my motorcycle plates in the near future.

Looks I better get in gear as our "congregation" is rapidly expanding.


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I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

 
View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 01:57 AM
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Yeah that's where I found the "Behold the Flying Spaghetti Monster" pic. I think I found a side to fall off the agnostic fence into.

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View Profile for AppleAnnieAppleAnnie
Posted on Aug 10, 2008 at 07:25 AM
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I agree with you what goes on behind closed doors between consenting adults is no ones business. Unfortunately is has become public domain.
You can't ever turn on the TV any more without the public being asked if they have erection problems, jock itch, pussy itch, pads with or without wings or tampons, cardboard applicator plastic or just shove it in with your finger. Stress incontinence, weak stream, loose bowels or hemorrhoids. I remember the first time I saw a tampon commercial in my early teens. I was going through puberty and my brothers friends were over and I was mortified. Those kind of things were private not discussed in mixed company. And those are just the commercials. There is no way to protect your kids innocence anymore unless you move to a cave and isolate from the world.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Aug 10, 2008 at 08:01 PM
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Because the bible preaches only facts and goodness. The bible is always right, "logic" and "fact" are always wrong. You don't need evidence to make up random claims. Everyone should raise everyone's children, the parents dont need to do it! In school, children should study what they want! Everyone in america is a good christian who loves the bible, except for evil people in prisons!

For the record: There are private christians schools that study classes like "bible" and "religious history". My friend, who goes to one of those schools, says those classes are a waste of time. He would much rather learn information gathered from facts, not 1 book written by who knows.

Also, in school, children need to be told what to do. Kids need to be raised properly. In prison, ADULTS (not kids) are able to make their own choices, like read the bible. IF you let a child do whatever he wanted in school, he would have recess 24/7 and not learn anything

I hate these blogs like this because I honestly think the world has no logic or reason to it anymore. Facts and evidence arent required to make fallacies, then flaunt them as fact. The worst part is though, is people are STUPID enough to actually believe these things. Maybe they shouldve taken a "logic and fallacy" course instead of "bible studies"

and dont get me started on the phrases of the bible! Just because the bible says "thou shalt not kill" doesnt mean everything in the bible, or torah, is perfect.

Reply to me if you want, im willing to argue. But please, use logic. saying "the bible is right because god wrote it" is not logic.

(This comment was modified on Aug 10, 2008 08:03 PM)

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Aug 13, 2008 at 01:11 AM
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(gives Vulcan "V" sign) "Live long and prosper Dude"

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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