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A Romanian Joke
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?"

Answer: "...The future!"

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This is what the top five wise Jews said.
Solomon, pointing to the head:
This is everything.
Jesus, pointing to the heart:
This is everything.
Marx, pointing to the belly:
This is everything.
Freud, pointing to the genitalia:
This is everything.
Einstein, pointing from bottom to top, then from top to bottom :
Everything is relative!.

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The most famous joke is about a Hungarian, a Gypsy and a Romanian who go fishing. One of them catches a goldfish and they are all allowed to make one wish. The Hungarian wishes for a big Hungarian country where all Hungarians can live freely and without foreign interference. Poof ? the Hungarian disappears to his promised land. The Gypsy wishes for a big country where all Gypsies can live together in peace and harmony. Poof ? the Gypsy also disappears. The Romanian is last and asks the goldfish - hey goldfish, so the Hungarians are all gone and so are the Gypsies. Positive ? replies the goldfish. OK in that case I wish for nothing but a glass of beer, the Romanian replies.`

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capttomguam
Posted on Aug 07, 2008 at 07:58 PM
2,524 tokens, 1.85 weeks wasted

Me thinks "Nightcrawler" will be SoR at you!

Capt. TOM
"CARPE DIEM"

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konifur
Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 01:36 AM
22,284 tokens, 1.33 months wasted

i had half a mind to go to Romania but now i realize that i really would need half a mind to go there.

i have been to bulgaria and that was bad enough.
even one of the romanian royals(can`t remember her name) moved to Bulgaria in a big house she called a castle.

(This comment was modified on Aug 08, 2008 01:36 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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minodude
Posted on Aug 09, 2008 at 02:56 AM
19,272 tokens, 3.49 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

go to czech republic if you want a nice soviet sattelite state to go to

its a very nice city with lots of tourist stuff

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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