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Fox News Photographer
5 comments | Posted by Bamber 2 weeks ago
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His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone
to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine
plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut and shouted, "Let's go."

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in
the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and
make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News," he responded. "And I
need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then finally he stammered,



"So, what you're telling me, is... you're NOT my flight instructor?"

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View Profile for metalhed4200metalhed4200
Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 03:20 AM
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View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 03:24 AM
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bamber why did you just levitate over and get the photos for him.sheesh bloody wizards.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am confused again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 08:45 AM
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that hill side is going to have a new fire on it :D CRASH BOOM SMASH

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View Profile for capttomguamcapttomguam
Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 08:11 PM
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I'm with "Metalhed" on this one!

(This comment was modified on Aug 05, 2008 08:15 PM)

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View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Aug 11, 2008 at 05:26 AM
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Comment in reply to capttomguam's original comment

Not quite - on of your should be a


Talk about pedantic, eh?

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-- W. C. Fields --

The older I get the better I was.

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