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A door to door salesman selling Vaseline, stops at the first door and explains the product and gives them a free sample saying he will return in a few days to see how handy in was to them. He does to a few more houses in the street, and as he approaches the last house he hears a load of screaming kids, knocks on the door and waits a few minutes. Eventually the doors opens and a man stands there surrounded by dozens of children. He repeats the spiel and leaves. A few days later he returns to hear the stories, one explains how it helped her son when he cut his knee, another how he used it on his chapped lips, and so on, until he came to the last house. The door opened and the saleman said "how did you get on?" the man said "great, it helped my sex life no end" Looking at all the kids the salesman said how? " I put it on the bedroom door handle to keep these little brats out" came the reply
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