Vaseline Salesman 7 comments | Posted by EASYRIDER 17 months ago

Previous

Next

  Send to Friend     Post Comment

A door to door salesman selling Vaseline, stops at the first door and explains the product and gives them a free sample saying he will return in a few days to see how handy in was to them. He does to a few more houses in the street, and as he approaches the last house he hears a load of screaming kids, knocks on the door and waits a few minutes. Eventually the doors opens and a man stands there surrounded by dozens of children. He repeats the spiel and leaves. A few days later he returns to hear the stories, one explains how it helped her son when he cut his knee, another how he used it on his chapped lips, and so on, until he came to the last house. The door opened and the saleman said "how did you get on?" the man said "great, it helped my sex life no end" Looking at all the kids the salesman said how? " I put it on the bedroom door handle to keep these little brats out" came the reply

Recently Posted Web Blogs

A Blonde At Work.	Sulot
Hey	Lord-Bates
Author Marketing	Author
Landing Page Design	LandingPage
Another Thought Of The Day	paulie

Community Comments  Post Comment

AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 05, 2008 at 11:38 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

lol Sound about right. We nicknamed the kids coitus- interuptus

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

Reply | Post New

EASYRIDER Posted on Aug 07, 2008 at 01:29 PM 973 tokens, 3.16 days wasted

Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I look froward to your comments on the next "caption this" comp.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

Reply | Post New

konifur Posted on Aug 06, 2008 at 01:20 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

he should of slapped the vas on her ass so he could have a bit of bum fun and save having more kids.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Reply | Post New

AppleAnnie Posted on Aug 07, 2008 at 09:24 PM 1,204 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

If you ever had a guy slap vas on his dick and shove it up your ass and call it fun, you might be singing a different tune.

Oh,never mind I forgot about you and Tito and your voluntary extended stay at the monastery.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so sit down, shut up, hang on and enjoy the
ride.
=^_^=

Reply | Post New

konifur Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 12:16 AM 26,616 tokens, 1.6 months wasted

Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

i don`t walk like John Wayne any more Annie, i don`t,i don`t .................much.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Reply | Post New

EASYRIDER Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 02:14 AM 973 tokens, 3.16 days wasted

Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I agree if your going for the 3rd hole, you may as well join the Wednesday gang.

It wasn't me, and I can prove it

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. T A Edison

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running
taxicabs or cutting hair. G Burns

Reply | Post New

sweetbirdy Posted on Aug 08, 2008 at 02:28 AM 8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to AppleAnnie's original comment

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

Reply | Post New

Post a Comment

Attach Image:

View more emoticons | Bold Text | Italic | Underline