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A poor old lady, who adores oranges enters a grocers shop to steal a few,thinking the grocer won't miss them, so she looks around for witnesses and start putting them in her bag, but the grocer spots her and calls the cops who arrest her and summons her to court the following Thursday. In her panic she turns up on the Tuesday, when she arrives there, she sees two prostitutes sitting on a bench and joins them, a few moments later the usher calls for all three to enter the courtroom. The Judge turns to them and says " I don't want to hear any details you were all caught in the act, I just want to know why" The first explained that she did it for the money, the second for the pleasure, then the old lady said " I like to peal the skins back and suck on them"
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