The Drunk ( Groaner) 2 comments | Posted by Bamber 4 months ago

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A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom Blonde a few seats down from him with 44DD breasts.

A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The Bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It Hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The Bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the Beer off of her breasts.

This happens a couple more times.

The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick Her breasts. She decks him! He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning.

"Why do you let the bartender do it?" He moans.

"Because he has...














A LICKER LICENSE!

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konifur Posted on Aug 01, 2008 at 01:27 AM 25,314 tokens, 1.52 months wasted

how do i get a BLUBBER LICENSE.i`m sick of getting slapped for the cause.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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Bamber Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 02:09 AM 12,377 tokens, 1.82 months wasted

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I think you have to sign on as a deckhand on a Japanese Whaling Ship.

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

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