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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping
To find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old
Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
Water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the old Jewish man," it does not matter that you do not want to
Buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
That. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
Will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later
He staggered back, almost dead.
"Your fucking brother won't let me in without a tie!"
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I haven't given one of these away in ages.
Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.